Why Did You Think This Would Work?

  • Publicado el 20 dic 2017
  • The world is full of questionable people doing questionable things, and I like to question them. Today's question: "why did you think this would work?" (the title of video lmao)
    Here's the thing; not everything is possible, and not everything you read is true. It's just not. That's why it's our job as living, breathing humans to figure out when someone is lying to us. It usually doesn't take much, just a minimal amount of critical thinking. And yet here we are, surrounded by people who seem to think everything they see on the internet is factual; and you better believe they're going to throw a fit when they're proven wrong.
    This is a pretty light rant. Just some fun silly goofs because I felt like my last couple videos have been a little too serious. If you subscribed to me to see me laugh at dumb shit on the internet and not to passionately dismantle someone or something I'm mad about, then today is your lucky day. Pointless rants are my specialty.
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Comentarios • 15 184

  • Alex Flynn
    Alex Flynn Hace 2 años +3971

    I bet they already have a covid test on the app store

    • Dead Children Playing
      Dead Children Playing Hace 12 días

      @JohnDoc what is it??? D:

    • bammity
      bammity Hace un año +2

      Yeah, you’ve gotta deapthroat your phone

    • ellisass
      ellisass Hace un año +1

      There is an ad I saw about an app that lets you know who has covid

    • sixeclog
      sixeclog Hace un año

      Omg lmao

    • Kyle1st100
      Kyle1st100 Hace un año

      @Julía Alvarez do you not realize theres controversy you idiot

  • Climber101
    Climber101 Hace 5 meses +812

    I remember being in love with a girl in school even though I was an international war criminal (long story) but we’re married now and pretty happy.

    • DIIMIDOSE Mineral
      DIIMIDOSE Mineral Hace 24 días +2

      @Kamilah_Colonwaterset No way it was a joke, I thought this guy just confessed on ESclips to the entire world that he was a war criminal😨

    • Arnica Machado
      Arnica Machado Hace un mes +3

      Is... Is this Sasuke?

    • D R Maulana
      D R Maulana Hace un mes +3

      i can relate, im in love with a girl in school once while being wanted by interpol for roasting some soldiers

    • VreikeZen
      VreikeZen Hace un mes +2

      @Kamilah_Colonwaterset Man just said “Wait what”

    • Holden Harrell
      Holden Harrell Hace 2 meses +4

      @Kamilah_Colonwaterset i know, I was also a criminal for exploding a Walmart at 2:39 in 1997.

  • Sarah 🌻
    Sarah 🌻 Hace 3 meses +194

    We used the love calculator online as kids for a laugh, mainly torturing each other putting in names of people we didn't like 😂

    • Cal Owenby
      Cal Owenby Hace un mes +4

      That’s actually hilarious.

  • Brot frau
    Brot frau Hace 6 meses +172

    i remember getting a “finger print lie test” type app when i and my brother were younger, and we asked the app if my cousin(M) if he was a female, it said yes and we were scared of him

    • Brot frau
      Brot frau Hace 20 días +5

      @Sticks honestly no clue 💀 but if he did transition, me and my brother are super accepting

    • Sticks
      Sticks Hace 23 días +6

      Why we’re you scared of him? Now I need to know

    • Soviet raccoon
      Soviet raccoon Hace 23 días +1

      your cousin is a skinwalker

    • lola is hot af
      lola is hot af Hace un mes +15

      was ur cousin trans😭😭

  • Peiran
    Peiran Hace 3 meses +27

    I literally just went into shock after hearing Drew say "Among us"

  • go away yeonjun
    go away yeonjun Hace 2 años +12106

    When I was younger I downloaded a x-ray app and it said there was a baby in my hand. I was crying.

  • Momo Kitty
    Momo Kitty Hace un mes +30

    Maybe if Andrew hadn't stopped his thinking, This covid mess would've already been solved.
    *Thanks a lot, love calculator.*

  • Momo Kitty
    Momo Kitty Hace 2 meses +74

    Drew has exposed me for who I really am....
    *Someone who typed numbers into a calculator just to see what number I made was the coolest.*

  • Edgeworks Entertainment
    Edgeworks Entertainment Hace 2 meses +2

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  • Anomalie
    Anomalie Hace 6 meses +45

    I knew exactly what the punchline of the "go to the dollar" joke was going to be but I laughed anyway...and then descended into hysterics when the bill talked. I hate myself you truly are the only ESclipsr

  • Young Clueless
    Young Clueless Hace un año +15401

    I swear everyone has at least once used a love calculator unironically just to see what the results were

    • GamingAnimators
      GamingAnimators Hace 4 horas

      I didn't, I used ghost apps instead

    • addinator
      addinator Hace 9 días

      @Quinn they are basically the same

    • Quinn
      Quinn Hace 10 días

      Do you count plucking flower petals

    • addinator
      addinator Hace 27 días +1

      11 year old me and the homies in 6th grade science putting in my best friend and the annoying kid just to watch em freak tf out

    • Drunkassunicorn
      Drunkassunicorn Hace un mes

      @excelll333 that genderfluid baguette just sent me 😂☠️

  • — crystxlangxlic
    — crystxlangxlic Hace 10 meses +34

    i remember using a love calculator with my friends at school when we were 10. we would put one of our names and the name of a boy the girl whose name was put in hated/a boy we sat next to and if they got something over 80 we would make fun of them for the rest of the day. other apps we used that fit the theme of this video include lie detector and ghost detector

  • Tyler Doan
    Tyler Doan Hace 8 meses +41

    The reason the pregnancy app can tell you all of that info that a regular test doesn't is obviously that a regular test doesn't have the power of a smartphone. Duh! 🤣

  • épinards & caramel
    épinards & caramel Hace 9 meses +28

    Actually laughed out loud at “fix bug” 😁

  • Creeper Partier
    Creeper Partier Hace 3 meses +14

    12:45 review is so much fun and the art style really suits the character of this character so much more I can’t even begin with it lol it’s just a lot more than the other two but I think it is really really good I think it’s a great way of getting the feel and the character of each one and it is a great game for a group like this and it has so much fun and fun and it’s a great experience to have it play and be a little more experienced with people that you know what to do and what not and it’s a lot more than you know how you do it is really good at it and it has the best game that it has a really great story to it has the most amazing game that I am very excited for you and it has the biggest fan of it has the greatest thing that you have the best thing

    • shining diamond 💎
      shining diamond 💎 Hace un mes

      holy shit that’s a lot

    • shining diamond 💎
      shining diamond 💎 Hace un mes +1

      yea yea but it was a bad idea lol i i said she would have like it to me and i wanna go back home and get it lol i i just don’t like that anymore and it’s like a lot better than me and my mom and my cousins house is so disgusting lol i lol yea i i just got home from work lol i just wanted a break from the beach and my dad said yea and i just got a call and he wanted me and i said yea yea i and i are doing good and stuff so i don’t think so it’s okay lol lol i i just got home from work and then my cousin said that i was going out and i said he wanted to yea i get a ride with me lol 😆 i just wanted a little bit late ⏰ but i just want me to be like you and i wanna talk even though you don’t know why you don’t think 💭 you can go with you and i just tell me that you’re a girl lol yea i i don’t want you to be mad at me anymore i i i said ions i can’t be very bc but maybe not her be cyber foxwoods second lol 😆 c o o l o o d yea yea i yea yea thank you for your help help me

  • Fickleburg
    Fickleburg Hace 3 años +17906

    Anyone else notice that the pregnancy app is for ages 4+?

  • Brooklyn
    Brooklyn Hace 3 meses +4

    This is one of Drew's funniest videos 😂 it's just commentary gold.

  • Mollie Lovett
    Mollie Lovett Hace 3 meses +5

    God, I remember using that dog hologram thing as a kid and fully expecting it to work on my Grani's tablet. What's stupider, the app or me?

  • Molly Devereaux
    Molly Devereaux Hace 8 meses +5

    There was this love calculator prank thing that everyone would put on their social media stories a few years ago where they swiped up on the link and put in their name and the name of their crush. But instead of showing a percentage, it just told them that they had been pranked and then sent the names to me.

  • asailijhijr
    asailijhijr Hace 2 meses +4

    I can imagine a child trying to convince their parent that the temperature app says they should stay home from school today.

  • firerocket 9
    firerocket 9 Hace 2 años +15917

    During lunch at school my friend pulled out one of these apps, put his name and my moms name in the slots and it was 100 percent.

  • Fire Fox
    Fire Fox Hace 6 días

    Y’know drew, I started watching you 3 years ago, back then I was in a really bad place, I was pushing away the ones I love, taking drugs, and having thoughts of scuicide… but you helped me out of it, thank you drew.

    • Fire Fox
      Fire Fox Hace 6 días

      (Also this was just a joke)

  • 江淑芳
    江淑芳 Hace 3 meses +6

    Drew: None of that bs you're used to seeing all over ESclips.
    Also Danny: Unfortunately I'm still currently the only person making videos on the website

  • local_noun
    local_noun Hace 2 meses +2

    The love calculator apps remind me of that one feature from Tomadatchi Life where you can test how compatible two Miis are together, but unlike the apps, the test in Tomadatchi Life actually works and is consistent.

  • PoliteAnimatorGuy
    PoliteAnimatorGuy Hace 8 meses +3

    One time was at a church activity and we were really bored so I connected to the internet there and downloaded a ghost detector app. It was like one of those spinning green radars and it actually detected a ghost.
    That was the day that I started to doubt whether that church was coated with holy water while it was being built. Because that's how they were made. That's how it works.

  • Pulak
    Pulak Hace 3 años +7098

    I'm ashamed to admit that my 8-year-old self used the love calculator to measure the love between me and my doll.

    • CSharp
      CSharp Hace 22 días

      @Sticks spaces

    • Sticks
      Sticks Hace 23 días

      What did you get?

    • MarsBars🍪🍭
      MarsBars🍪🍭 Hace un mes +1

      Same but it was my crush. She actually dated me for a week until her homophobic dad found out and was mad that she wasn’t dating a boy. This happened when I was 9 lol

    • Cal Owenby
      Cal Owenby Hace un mes +1

      That’s actually really cute.

    • CSharp
      CSharp Hace 2 meses

      @Weird Flex But Ok You're

  • Maxi
    Maxi Hace 6 meses +2

    10:07 The funny thing is that it would have been _more_ work to round the percentage to tens. Or the same. But not less.
    It's so funny to see what people think takes a lot of work and what doesn't.
    The compatibility thing could literally just concatenate the names, hash them, and modulo the hash by 100 and display that on screen.

  • ~grace~
    ~grace~ Hace 10 meses +6

    i used to play this game when i was about 7 years old and it was pretty much the same as the love calculator one. I remember putting 2 names in just for fun all the time, can't believe how much faith people put in it.

  • Momo Kitty
    Momo Kitty Hace un mes +2

    I just realized in the past 12 years we haven't had any large scientific breakthroughs....
    *It's because Andrew stopped his thinking.*

  • mustard man
    mustard man Hace 3 meses +1

    thank you, drew gooden, for cluelessly saying "among us" three years before it became popular, and wholly short circuiting my brain.

  • Sayma
    Sayma Hace un año +8808

    In the past I had downloaded an app called "Nothing" and in description it said that this app does nothing. Out of curiosity, I downloaded that app and actually that app absolutely did nothing, not even had a logo. It was invisible. So I gave it 5🌟 because it did exactly what it said.

    • uri singer
      uri singer Hace 10 días

      @yretggg jj goggle and apple app stores are really hard to get viruses on, im pretty sure apple has people manually checking

    • yretggg jj
      yretggg jj Hace 10 días

      @uri singer yes

    • uri singer
      uri singer Hace 16 días

      @Summer on the app store?

    • springtrap4219
      springtrap4219 Hace un mes

      i mean was it wrong?

    • Jarad Wade
      Jarad Wade Hace un mes

      I would too honestly

  • Reid LeBlanc
    Reid LeBlanc Hace un mes +1

    I spent so much time messing with love calculators as a kid. they're so stupid and so fun.
    Tomodachi Life (anyone out there?) has a love calculator built into it where you can test compatibility of your miis, and IIRC I think they actually use its outputs to determine your miis' relationships to a degree

  • Leighann Fowler
    Leighann Fowler Hace 5 meses +1

    My face makes happy motions when I watch you! ❤️

  • NickEter
    NickEter Hace 9 meses +2

    I used to read reviews on these fake apps and it was fun as hell. The ones under "prank" apps like fake broken screen were full blown comedy stories🤣 But then google play got flooded with trash apps and it became lame

  • The Mumbling Owl
    The Mumbling Owl Hace 7 meses +4

    6:19 Honestly this just makes me wish that apple would actually add these things (via physical in-device sensors I'd imagine) to the cameras. Like, "And now with the iPhone 14 Pro, you can use actual state of the art nightvision and take legitimate thermal readings!"

  • former idiot
    former idiot Hace 3 años +20547

    I remember downloading a flashlight app and it was just a screen where you could turn on and off a picture of a flashlight

  • Vilhelm P
    Vilhelm P Hace 4 meses +1

    I tried the Love Calculator and found out that if you use your full name you become much more compatible for whatever reason. Me and my girlfriend got 99% when I used our full names, but 36% when it was only our first names. I love these things

  • Júlia MDP
    Júlia MDP Hace 9 días +1

    I love how the kids grow up with the same thing as well and they don’t have a big heart attack in their own way too intense in their own way to keep their lives in their own way to keep them in their lives

  • Reg0ku
    Reg0ku Hace 2 meses +1

    I remember doing a lie detector app on my tablet and when I asked the question "Do I like my grandparents" and when it said no I was screaming

  • SamTheSlytherin42
    SamTheSlytherin42 Hace 6 meses +1

    Fun fact:
    Sony actually accidentally released a line of cameras that could see through peoples clothes.

  • Jacob Phillips
    Jacob Phillips Hace 2 años +2904

    What if the thermometer is a rectal thermometer and nobody’s tried it

    • Sticks
      Sticks Hace 23 días

      @Cat OH NO-

    • Sally Reacts
      Sally Reacts Hace 2 meses

      It clearly doesn't have a rectum print scanner. So stupid. *scoffs at you*

    • Arthur Morgan
      Arthur Morgan Hace 5 meses +1

      Can confirm, not a rectal thermometer.

    • Ali .L
      Ali .L Hace un año

      Ok we need to get this to the top.

    • Mindsmurf528
      Mindsmurf528 Hace un año +1

      nah, already tried it; doesn't work

  • Sally Earnshaw
    Sally Earnshaw Hace 6 meses

    The fact that it's been 5 years since this video was uploaded and I still love it as much as your more recent videos

  • Cancerous Nut
    Cancerous Nut Hace 2 meses

    I think it's important to keep in mind that a lot of the ideas behind these apps was a thing early on in the life of smartphones, when people really didn't know what a smart phone could or couldn't do. Back then, a phone being able to contact someone across the world was just as believable or unbelievable as a phone being able to measure your temperature. That's why a lot of these are called "prank" apps. This explains apps such as the infamous beer drinking app. Impressed people long ago; now though? Not so much. It's why personally I still find these apps pretty funny, as it reminds me of when everyone was amazed that my shitty iPhone from 2010 had digital beer inside of it.
    Basically, these are kids reviewing apps that were thought of and sometimes even developed before they were born, and at some point, the joke behind these apps were "lost in translation" as the "stupid apps" became "stupid" apps.

  • Joeass
    Joeass Hace 20 días +2

    5:19 the iphone does have a thermometer, it's just availible for developers probably. It's used to shut down your phone if its overheating or something

  • Turbos Hazed
    Turbos Hazed Hace 5 meses +1

    When he literally talked to a dollar bill I lost it 😂😂

  • Solomosos
    Solomosos Hace 2 años +5749

    I’m gonna be disappointed if Drew and Amanda got pregnant and not announce it with the pregnancy test app

    • Jay
      Jay Hace 6 meses

      @111 111 I think I'm the crazy one. I don't remember him trying out the pregnancy app but I remember him trying the love meter.

    • Shaurya Addagatla
      Shaurya Addagatla Hace un año +1

      @Paisley according to the app yesh

    • socks
      socks Hace un año +3


    • Pyrocynical Real
      Pyrocynical Real Hace un año +1

      @Mujtaba Kamran man it's the idiots like you that make us look bad

    • moomoo mine
      moomoo mine Hace un año


  • Foxxy808
    Foxxy808 Hace un mes

    I remember when I was 19 and got my first smart phone (smart phones were new then) and I downloaded an app that told me it could use the phones internal sensors to track the electromagnetic disturbances caused by ghosts. Then I didn’t sleep for a week cause it kept telling me there was a ghost at the foot of my bed.

  • Cosette Racine
    Cosette Racine Hace un mes +1

    When I was 11, I downloaded a mirror app on my tablet. It used the camera and was super grainy.
    The worst part: I knew about the camera feature

  • OG Zephyr
    OG Zephyr Hace 7 meses +2

    I love it when the creator of the app puts one or two fake reviews and then just calls it good there

  • Mary Christmas
    Mary Christmas Hace 3 meses +2

    Are we not gonna talk about the poor guy who had an actual fever? The one that tried the app and got 126 and then had 102 on a real thermometer? He deserves better

  • 2200uF Capacitor
    2200uF Capacitor Hace 2 años +2444

    I'd like to think that on the 3D dog simulator, the "bug" that was fixed, was that it literally displayed a picture of a bug instead of a dog, and now they fixed it

    • Cal Owenby
      Cal Owenby Hace un mes +1

      Lol that’s great.

    • kir
      kir Hace 3 meses +7

      ik its been 2 years but im dying 😭

    • Lord_Nitrous
      Lord_Nitrous Hace 9 meses +5

      This should have been top comment 😔

    • Susie
      Susie Hace un año +4

      Lmao I'm dying

    • Daniel Vega
      Daniel Vega Hace un año +57

      It had holograms of fleas but they killed them with an hologram powder

  • 【マリス☀︎ミゼル】

    I had some of these when I was little, I remember having a compatibility test, actually, and I put my mom and her co-worker’s names in and it said they were compatible. I told her, lol.

  • By Jazz
    By Jazz Hace 8 meses +1

    I couldn't sleep and decided to watch this video and damn it was so hard not to laugh out loud. My bf is sleeping right next to me and it hurt trying to contain me giggling. At the sad boy post (long story) I ended up snorting by accident trying to keep the laughter in. Idk why I found this so funny but it killed me lol

  • Realities in the Raw
    Realities in the Raw Hace 3 meses +1

    The apps that read your heart rate are legit. The light from your flash is strong enough to illuminate the artery in one's finger tips and the app can measure the time between when the camera gets dark or light. I'm guessing people who don't understand the tech just assume that phones have a magical ability to take the place of any tool and are just waiting for the right developer to unlock it

  • CowboyLarry
    CowboyLarry Hace 9 meses +2

    I love coming back to watch his old videos this is my 4th time watching :)

  • Not Jamin
    Not Jamin Hace 2 años +5170

    When I was eleven I downloaded an app called "mirror" because I wanted to use my phone as a mirror but it didn't have a front-facing camera. It obviously didn't work, because my phone did not have a front-facing camera.

    • valentine
      valentine Hace un año


    • Not Jamin
      Not Jamin Hace un año +1

      @DeadManRang in 2012? Lots of them.

    • DeadManRang
      DeadManRang Hace un año

      What the fuck kinda phone doesn't have a front-facing camera?

    • Okkk
      Okkk Hace un año

      @Rat of the Woods same 😭😭😭

    • Rat of the Woods
      Rat of the Woods Hace un año +1

      I did the same thing but for a flashlight. My tablet didn't have a flashlight, so we downloaded one,,,,,

  • Lil Joos
    Lil Joos Hace 3 meses +1

    Actually the weighing thing used to be half possible on iPhones due to the 3D Touch screen. There were actual weighing things in the early days but they were eventually banned cause apple didn’t want people to break their phones with heavy stuff on it. Also it was kinda inaccurate.

  • Alixiria
    Alixiria Hace 4 meses +2

    I don't know if I'm dissappointed or relieved that people weren't pissing on their phones to do a pregnancy test

  • Brianna
    Brianna Hace 7 meses +1

    I remember downloading an x-ray app on my dads phone when I was little and it didn’t work, so I bought four or five different x-ray apps and my dad got mad at me lol

  • Eric Schenkenberger
    Eric Schenkenberger Hace 3 meses

    back in the day I had a Chocolate 3, and a guy I knew had an iPhone. He was impressed that my phone had an FM transmitter, but was convinced he could download an app that would let him transmit on FM radio too. I tried explaining to him that you have to have the hardware to do it, but he just didn't get it.

  • Sne Mehta
    Sne Mehta Hace 2 años +8349

    When i was at disney world with my cousins it was extremely hot and we were waiting in line for a long time, anyway i look over and see my younger cousin download a "fan" app that was just an image of a fan rotating and proceed to point it toward herself - i don't know if this was supposed to be an attempt to trick her brain into thinking it was cooling her down or she genuinely thought it would work but it made me laugh so hard i cried (silently, because i didn't want to hurt her feelings lol)

    • Jigniish Vids
      Jigniish Vids Hace 5 meses

      Placebo effect

    • YPG Domo
      YPG Domo Hace 5 meses


    • Deep in my thots
      Deep in my thots Hace 6 meses

      Feel like it woulda worked better to pull up an image of a cabin in the snow and just pretend she was there

    • Blackbangtan
      Blackbangtan Hace 6 meses

      I did something like that, just to check it out... And it made my phone vibrate a lot

    • Charlotte Martyr
      Charlotte Martyr Hace 6 meses +4

      I remember trying to get a mirror app on a phone without a front-facing camera when I was younger and being *unreasonably* pissed that it just turned my screen black XD
      Like 12 year old me deadass showed this to a friend like “the apps broken!” only for her to point out that the screen was black so you could see your reflection in it.

  • Josué M. D.
    Josué M. D. Hace 5 meses

    When smartphones first came out and a friend got one in middle school, he had a prank app that played a video of an x-ray hand, he pranked me good, I totally believed smartphones had x-ray scanners

  • Egg Thanos
    Egg Thanos Hace 2 meses +1

    i remember in third grade, me and my boyfriend were messing around on the computers, so we decided to use a love calculator. we got like 30% or something, and i got upset. i didnt even like him why did i get upset.

  • Lauren Beth
    Lauren Beth Hace 8 meses

    My friends and I would use this kind of love calculator stuff in 6th grade. I don’t remember if I thought it was legit or not. Hopefully I didn’t.

  • Dragon Fire
    Dragon Fire Hace 4 meses

    I thought the apps that let you see your heart rate would also be like that, but honestly a lot of them work really well. Guess it isn’t that hard to do with your phone flashlight?

  • 𝖈𝖑𝖆𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖇𝖊𝖆𝖗

    2 years later and he’s STILL the only person on ESclips...

    • Kitty queen
      Kitty queen  Hace 9 meses

      @cAT I love cats I have 9 cats and 1 kitten 🐈‍⬛ all Persians also Persians are a breed of cats

    • Kitty queen
      Kitty queen  Hace 9 meses

      I meant would

    • Kitty queen
      Kitty queen  Hace 9 meses

      That should be funny

    • Liq
      Liq Hace 10 meses

      @nova translation says "I suck it" that's a bit sussy 👀

    • cAT
      cAT Hace 10 meses

      Three years later and hes STILLLL the only person on ESclips 😳

  • Sam S.
    Sam S. Hace un mes

    In the early 2010s I did something that made me feel more stupid than ever before. I downloaded an app that was supposed to turn the phone into a solar charger. And then I left it in the sun for days like I was supposed to. Surprisingly it didn't charge itself.

  • Fre Sch
    Fre Sch Hace 5 meses

    The love calculator is the funniest one. In middle school we had a "manual" calculator. You would like count all vowels from both names times 10 plus the letter count of both names or something like that.
    They could have easily have an easy calculation going on to at least get the same percentage everytime 😂

  • Hugo Louëssard
    Hugo Louëssard Hace un mes

    You forgot the apps claiming to give you more memory or more RAM ! The fact that some people believe it works is beyond me.

  • Lovevideos Collection
    Lovevideos Collection Hace 15 días +1

    The thing that surprises me the most is that its available to download for .99 cents
    You'd think people would understand the difference between buying a tool that actually gets the job done versus a phone app thats just.....
    Just programming 🤣😂🤣🤣
    Should i be impressed at the cojones of those people to make those apps and charge a dollar? Probably
    Then again. If you're and idiot to buy it in the first place you deserve to have that dollar taken from you 🤣😂🤣

  • NFL Youngboy
    NFL Youngboy Hace un año +5603

    I put “Drew” and “Danny” into the calculator and it told me that he isn’t narcissistic enough to be in love with himself

      SATURN MERCURY Hace 2 días

      @Skye and Cotton This is not reddit baba grill.

    • PogIsDog
      PogIsDog Hace 22 días

      @Sticks I don't know what you are replying too it has been an entire year

    • Sticks
      Sticks Hace 23 días

      @PogIsDog No shit Sherlock

    • PogIsDog
      PogIsDog Hace 29 días

      @CrazyDudette10 idk what youre replying to I haven't had notifs on forever

    • CrazyDudette10
      CrazyDudette10 Hace 29 días

      @PogIsDog ???

  • Caleb K
    Caleb K Hace 9 meses

    I’d just like to point out that there was a time (iPhones 6s-X) when 3D Touch was still a thing, there was a legit way to use a scale app that would work for small measurements.

  • Peter Ledergerber
    Peter Ledergerber Hace 2 meses

    I did actually download some 3d hologram apps way back, and really thought it would work. I was such a stupid kid back then.

  • Caio Rezei
    Caio Rezei Hace 5 meses +2

    That 'depressed' comment is so on point with something I'd write as a lonely kid.
    Thank fuck I wasn't a kid with a modern cellphone. I was a kid with a dial-up connection.

  • Jasmine-Rayne Crayton
    Jasmine-Rayne Crayton Hace 7 meses

    Finally finished all your videos uploaded to this channel 😂 I've reached little stinker lvl 3000 ❤️ Love ya Drew/Danny

  • Kandi Koko
    Kandi Koko Hace un año +3802

    I had a game that was called "boyfriend trainer" and you would literally whip your boyfriend if he acted unboyfriend-like. Played it so much...too much

    • A Random Account
      A Random Account Hace 18 días


    • Sticks
      Sticks Hace 22 días

      @Lemonic No, I just genuinely want to see what it looks like

    • Lemonic
      Lemonic Hace 22 días

      @Sticks why? u tryna download it?

    • Sticks
      Sticks Hace 23 días

      @Clara's Cats It is kinda like it

    • Sticks
      Sticks Hace 23 días


  • Magpie Make Them Hear You

    LOW key you came into a corner of my brain where jezzball was and pulled it out of the cobwebs - for this I thank you.

  • SpeedTV
    SpeedTV Hace 3 meses +1

    When I was a kid I downloaded a cat translator app on my LG tablet thinking I could talk to my cat. For some reason whenever you tilt your device upside down it jumpscares you with a cat, so I got scared and uninstalled it.

    CKRAKEERS :3 Hace 7 meses +1

    one time my ex told me after we broke up that she did a love test with my name and hers and it got like 95% after that i wanted to avoid her more then i already was

  • Cal Owenby
    Cal Owenby Hace un mes +1

    _Oh my god_ the review about the crush and the one about the button being EZ to use were like the funniest things I’ve _ever_ seen.

  • Willow Wickertop
    Willow Wickertop Hace 3 años +2983

    Honestly I think the funniest thing is that some people wanted to know the temperature of their fingertips

    • ghoulbunny
      ghoulbunny Hace 2 años

      Silver_Swan 0518 Mm. Monpmkk

    • BunBxnii _
      BunBxnii _ Hace 2 años +3

      Thay mustve been like, huh, I wonder what the temperature of my fingertips is.... Oh an app! Let's try it! 5 mins later: WHY DOESNT THIS APP FREAKING WORK I JUST WANT TO KNOW THE TEMPERSTURE OF MY FINGERTIPS UGH

    • [O_O ]
      [O_O ] Hace 3 años +1


    • yeehaw jigsaw
      yeehaw jigsaw Hace 3 años +73

      And complain about not getting an accurate result 😂

  • Sarah lovee
    Sarah lovee Hace 10 meses

    I love that you're talking about how they had a thermometer already but you do the same thing by testing an app with the actual product you already own.

  • Michael Heath
    Michael Heath Hace 5 meses +1

    Drew: "There was not a lot to do on computers back then" (in 2001)
    LGR with his massive collection of '80s and '90s PC games: 🤔

  • L̶̫͑͐o
    L̶̫͑͐o Hace 9 meses +1

    I know that this video is 4 years old but I just wanted to mention that most likely these apps are malware, thats why they exist (yes it is possible to publish malware on app stores)

  • Bemfu
    Bemfu Hace 7 meses

    I remember that love calculator app as a kid, I downloaded it and got so upset I cried that it wasn’t good

  • Guillotine
    Guillotine Hace 2 años +3030

    Since Drew is the only person on ESclips why don’t we change the name from ESclips to Drewtube

  • Chelsey🖤
    Chelsey🖤 Hace un mes

    I did the love calculator thing in high school lol they didn't have smart phones or apps back then but they did have a website where I would type in all my crush's names haha 😂

  • naydi ad
    naydi ad Hace 10 meses +2

    i sneezed and drew said “bless this person” wow

  • Jake Uzamaki
    Jake Uzamaki Hace 8 meses

    I remember being a kid and downloading a hand warmer thinking it would make me less cold

  • Tamara Eagan
    Tamara Eagan Hace 2 meses

    For the pregnancy test app I want there to be a review like "It said I was pregnant with triplets just so you know I am a guy" I don't know why I imagined this just thinking it would be funny

  • Jacob Morrison
    Jacob Morrison Hace un año +4866

    Im pretty sure the Sarah C. and Andrew M. review was a joke. Since the abbreviation of their names is SCAM

    • #justiceformikewheeler
      #justiceformikewheeler Hace 9 meses

      @Hevy who gives a shit

    • Rick Astley's Leg
      Rick Astley's Leg Hace 9 meses

      Holy shit you clever bastard

    • DeadManRang
      DeadManRang Hace un año +5

      Goddammit, we had this very significant piece of information and then we let MCYT stans drift the topic away. This is why we never progress in society

    • Alfie
      Alfie Hace un año

      @steelstreqq there’s a difference between fans, stans (old term), and enjoyers.

    • J K
      J K Hace un año +1

      But that's just a theory, a review theoryy

  • Ouchtor
    Ouchtor Hace 10 días

    When I was 7 I bought a 100$ tablet with my own money that I had saved for 1,5 years. A lot of my friends already had phones, and there was something inside me that really loved the flashlight built into them, which my tablet did not have. I downloaded a flashlight app (I was 8, okay?) and was so disappointed when it didn'tturn my camera into a flashlight like the pictures showed.

  • N K
    N K Hace 3 meses +1

    Kinda late to the party but the Love Calculator thing was a massive part of my middle school IT class because the school computers were older than the fucking students and since our national education department banned ESclips and any other sites that could keep us entertained for 80 minutes we had nothing else to do but put in our parents' names on the scale and wait for them to get a divorce.

  • Lucifer-the-gay
    Lucifer-the-gay Hace un mes +1

    I downloaded an x-ray app, and scanned my cat and it was just a woman in undergarments. I was so freaking confused

  • sarah
    sarah Hace un mes

    i love coming back to this video. it's not often that i rewatch commentary but this one is so funny and entertaining

  • Theooo
    Theooo Hace 2 años +6560

    I got the pregnant app and it said I have quadruplets
    I’m a 12 year old boy

    • Josiah Trelawny
      Josiah Trelawny Hace un año

      @JayKay yep, I had a ESclips channel when I was 8 and it has since gotten terminated

    • Lexi
      Lexi Hace un año +1

      It’s been nine months, you should have given birth by now.

    • Do you hear that?
      Do you hear that? Hace un año

      Well, congratulations 🍾! You now have four beautiful babies!!

    • Eret King
      Eret King Hace un año

      congrats its been 9 months what are there names

    • kzknacc
      kzknacc Hace un año


  • Olivia
    Olivia Hace 6 meses

    I remember I used a love calculator app multiple times in middle school as a joke and I'd put something like 'my name' and 'poop' or something like that and I'd give me a huge score

  • Desirée Cornect
    Desirée Cornect Hace 5 meses

    That love calculator app would have been so much more funny if someone had a review like "I put my parents' names in and it said they were 99% compatible. They divorced each other after splitting up 5 times before I (their 1st kid) was 10. They can't even be in the same house without fighting. This app is an extreme fraud. 5 stars."

  • Sun
    Sun Hace 7 meses

    More of these videos! I died laughing!

  • sjfscxxr
    sjfscxxr Hace 5 meses

    My first ever device was an iPod touch 4 and I suppose Apple didn’t make the flashlight yet because I downloaded a candle app and used it as a flashlight when needed. Literally just a loop of a burning candle. Tbh I would’ve gotten more light if I had just stayed on my homescreen